Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies

Instructions

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   Twas a recipe for Twinkies and before we get started

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   Those bastards from hostess took these treats off the market

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   So lets make these at home and I'm sure they'll be YUM!

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   Let's get wasted off Twinkies cus we added RUM!

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   Whisk 8 egg whites, for at least 5 minutes

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   If you don't have a mixer then tell the lady to mix it

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   Now that it's light and fluffy and sealed with a kiss

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   We can move to step two and step two goes like this

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   Add 2 cups of water and 1 cup of oil

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    Toss in your cake mix and pop grandmas boil

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    Now mix and mix until well combined

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    Add 8 egg yolks with some shimmer and shine

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    Grease up these trays and fill them with cake stuff

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    What if you don't have these?

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    I guess you could use aluminum foil if you're crafty enough

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    Then bake for 12 minutes at 350 F

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    But if they aren't yet quite brown, don't take them out yet

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    Ahhh yes, they are done, so moist and so light

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    Now lets add some booze so our Twinkies have bite

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    Add a ½ Cup milk and some rum just a pinch

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    Or add a sh*t tone of booze and be that drunk relative everybody makes fun of at a party

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    Lastly this Dream Whip powder packet and mix

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    It's just like Cool Whip, but cheaper and less quick

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    Now stab our cake treats in three places like so

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    Squeeze in our cream, squeeze it until it can show

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    Repeat several times until we come to an end

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    But put toothpaste in one, just to screw with a friend

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    And our Twinkies are done, made with holiday cheer

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    The cheer comes from drinking our wine, rum and beer

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    But the video is ending please hold back that tear

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    Hellthy Junk Food to all and a Happy New Year!